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Hm? Oh, hey there. Yeah, this is my web-log, I suppose, but the kids don’t call it that anymore, huh?

Ah. A blog. Okay.

Thing is, I’m terrible at blogging. And, if you look around the internet, so is most everybody else these days. Social media rules, long format drools. I can already sense I’m losing you. Don’t click over to Instagram to gaze at shoes and hipster lunches! Here’s a picture of my sandwich from the other day to hold you over.

The Oddly Named "Irish Banker"

Here’s what we’re going to do:

This site is gonna be where I tell you about me, share new stuff coming out, show some previews, that sort of thing. If you wanna be interactive-like, you can follow me on Twitter or even on Tumblr. I haven’t tuned up the Tumblr machine yet, waiting for the new book to be announced so I can show off production stuff and not just cat gifs, but add it to your follow list and you’ll get some surprises in your dash one day soon.

So what’s here for you right now, though? I can hear you getting antsy, see you eying the door. This is way over 140-characters and that Success Baby isn’t gonna laugh at himself. Quick, look at my shadow.

Me and My Shadow

Moody and artsy, isn’t it? DON’T LEAVE YET!

Since you are here, why not have a look at Stuff I’ve Written, find tools for Making Comics yourself (or just surviving a creative life, really)? You could also get access to exclusive bookselling resources if you’re from the Retailer & Press world or some teaching tools (and a heartfelt thank you) if you’re an Educator. Wanna get in touch? Go ahead. Contact Me. Dare you.

Think of this place as a home base for book info, a bit of a catch-all for the things that fly through Twitter and Tumblr. Bookmark it and check it out every once in a while (and don’t worry, when there’s something to look at you’ll catch me pointing you this way in all those other places).

There. You made it to the end. That wasn’t so bad, right? And since you made it all this way, I got you something special.

cat in a suit lol roflmao

You’re welcome.

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Otaku Going Home

I’m in Japan! And I’m NEVER COMING BACK.

Sorry. I get excited. I’ll actually be back, with tons of pictures and, I’m sure, a story or two, in about two weeks.

While I’m gone, Alex Eckman-Lawn has graciously (read: hungrily) taken over my Otaku Coming Home column at Anime ViceNow you’ll see why we’re inseparable nerd brothers.

His first article, For NINJA SCROLL, VAMPIRE HUNTER D, Yoshiaki Kawajiri, & Underated “Japanimation,” is already live.

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Read his love letter to the insanity of Kawajiri!

Learn how DEMON CITY SHINJUKU warped his young mind!

Watch him… Bait me into defending FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST? Asshole.

Anyway, be sure to keep up with him over the next few weeks. Go ahead and bookmark this: Otaku Coming Home. That’s where all of the posted articles appear on Tuesday afternoons.

Looking to catch up on all the nerdery? Here’s what you’ve missed:

  • How FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST Save Anime (For Me) – “American comic book writer Nick Tapalansky waxes philosophical on his early love of anime, the dark period in which he avoided it like the plague, and how FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST saved his nerdy life.”

 

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  • SAILOR MOON is for Boys (Too)“Nick Tapalansky returns with the keys to the (moon) kingdom, proudly professing his manly love for Sailor Moon on the occasion of her 20th birthday. You always remember your first.”

 

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  • KINGDOM HEARTS Rescued an Anime Exile – “Nick rounds out his tell-all introduction and geek credentials with an exploration of the ever-confusing, always-enjoyable KINGDOM HEARTS and its lessons about the power of heart. Yep, that’s another nerdy tattoo.”

 

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  • The Art of the Anime Remake
  • Part 1 – The “Reimagined” Remake (REBUILD OF EVANGELION and RUROUNI KENSHIN: SHIN KYOTO HEN)
  • Part 2 – The “Manga” Remake (DRAGON BALL KAI and FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: BROTHERHOOD)
  • Part 3 – The “Unknown” Remake (SAILOR MOON and 009 RE:CYBORG)

 

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  • The Dos and Don’ts of Anime Conventions – “With New York Comic-Con just days behind us, Nick takes you behind the other side of the Artist Alley table, sharing some war stories as well as some tips to help you get the most out of your con.”

 

 

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A Fine Mess: Let’s Get Dirty

One of my favorite artists in life, not just in comics, happens to also be one of my best friends (I’ve mentioned her before in a similarly gushing post). So I’m more than thrilled to shill for her and point you toward Kate Glasheen, an artist you should be keeping a very close eye on.

This Friday, September 28th, you can get up close and personal with Kate. Her gallery show, A FINE MESS, is debuting in Troy, NY and if you’re in the area I can’t recommend strongly enough that you stop by. Hell, even if you’re not in the area–I’m driving more than two hours to be there because I’ve seen some of the new pieces she’s been doing and want to drool on them in person (thus raising the price, obviously, so get there early). Click the invite for all the pertinent details.

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But hey, maybe you want to know more about why I’ll shout about Kate at strangers in the street, like a mad hobo barking at pigeons. Might be because, amongst her other comic and artistic achievements, she wrote and illustrated my favorite book of 2011. Watch the sweet trailer below:

BANDAGE: A DIARY OF SORTS is one of Kate’s passion projects. She worked on this book, a poetry/graphic novel hybrid, for the better part of a decade. She funded the book with Kickstarter and got it out to the world last summer.

If you want to check out a book unlike anything else on your bookshelf right now, and is all the better for it, follow this link and pick up a copy directly from Kate via Amazon. You won’t regret it.

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The (Comic) Writer’s Toolbox

I’ve had a post about WRITING THE THINGS knocking around in my head for a few weeks now. It was going to be a bit about my experiences in publishing so far–comics specifically–some tips on getting started, pointers and pitfalls and the like.

Then I got a bit shy about it: who the hell am I to be waxing philosophical about a business I’m only just starting in myself? Takes a bit of hubris for me to do that, especially since I can’t talk about my more recent exciting book thing yet.

But yesterday I came across an excellent blog post by Jim Zub about the difficult pitch process comic creators endure when trying to bring their projects to life. While I was reading it, I started thinking that though it might be silly to post about my “expertise” in the field, it might actually be helpful to share some of the tools I’ve used to learn about writing comics from those who actually are experts, along with the tools I wish I had when I was starting out.

For me it was sort of like cobbling together a sledgehammer from a broken chunk of curb and a stick. What you’ll find below is a fine selection of precision tools. You’re lucky. And because I do have just a bit of ego, I’ll color some of the links with suggestions, notes about my own work style, and my experiences. Because it’s my blog and I can and you can’t stop me nah nah.

A small disclaimer though before we get into the list: you can spend your whole life reading how other people do things in search of The Secret Way To Get Famous And Write Better And Be Loved By Readers Everywhere. I know, I spent years looking for it myself. Wanna know what it is?

Write.

That’s it. And reading, of course, but that goes without saying. The number one way to get better at what you want to do is to do it. Make mistakes. Improve. It may not feel like it at the time, but when you look back you’ll be surprised at how much of your own growth you recognize (and groan at, looking at your old work).

So don’t mistake the links below as some kind of Great Secret Grail, and definitely don’t get too lost following link after link into an inescapable pit of perpetual “education” in the field. Learn by watching those you admire, learn by reading all the time, learn by asking questions. And when you’re done with the links below, turn off the wi-fi, unplug your phone, and lock up the PS3 controller until you have a solid, unshakable writing routine. It’s the only way.

Learn by doing.

Now that we’re settled, let’s open up the toolbox and see what we find. I’m going to separate these links into a few categories and try to organize them as best I can. These are all going to be links to free online resources, though there are TONS of excellent books about both writing in general and, specifically, creating comics. You’ll hear about them in some of these links and I might chat about my favorites in a future post.


Comics 101

Want to learn the basics of writing and pitching a comic? Warren Ellis wrote a fantastic three-piece series for Comic Book Resources way back in 2000 that fits the bill. Covers all the basics, from basic tools to concept to pitch.

 

Writing All The Things

Alright, you’ve read the posts above and STILL really want to make comics? Really? Okay, cool. But how do you turn our brilliant idea into a story? What about writing a script?

There’s no “industry standard” format for scripting, though there are commonly accepted rules and standards out there, and there’s certainly no “right way” to come up with your story, but the links below might help you find your own method to do both.

  • The Comic Book Script Archive – a great resource for professional examples of comic scripts from across the industry, including Brian K. Vaughan, Grant Morrison, Warren Ellis, Brian Michael Bendis, Neil Gaiman, Matt Fraction and more.
  • My Own Meager Contribution – two of my older scripts, posted with warts intact. One of which, RUSTED: FADED SIGNAL you can compare directly to the finished story here on the site.
  • Antony Johnston: My Writing Process – Antony is the writer behind books like WASTELAND and THE COLDEST CITY over at Oni, not to mention working on video games like the DEAD SPACE series and ZOMBIE U. His process is almost identical to my own and, after years of trying to figure out how I work, is where I’ve set up camp. I like making notes and I like planning (to a degree) where I’m going. Most times I veer away from the plan, but having one in the first place gives me confidence to go forward, even when I wind up some place completely different.
  • Jim Zub: Rambling About How I Write Comics – Jim is the writer of the rather awesome SKULLKICKERS. That he’s giving away his secrets for free is something you should be grateful for. His essay on writing comics appears in five parts, but each one links to the next, hence the single link here.
  • BONUS LINK: Antony Johnston’s “Scrivening Comics” – I can’t tell you how much easier using Scrivener has made my writing life. If you’re a Mac user I strongly recommend you consider checking out Antony’s guide and grabbing Scrivener for yourself.

 

Selling Your Goods

So you want to try selling your comic, huh? Well, it ain’t easy but it can be done. The key to a solid pitch is brevity: be quick, clear, and get out. Put as much info in as little space as possible – and that doesn’t mean using a tiny font. You have to distill your story into the most concise description possible. Doesn’t matter how much work you’ve put into it, remember that most editors probably haven’t heard of you if you’re just starting out and don’t have time to read a phonebook. You may not get to include your favorite sub-plot about the funny robot’s bottle cap collection, but that’s okay; if an editor likes what you’ve put together you’ll get to tell them alllll about it.

But enough from me.

  • Here Comes The Pitch – Jim Zub (that guy again?!) is in the process of posting a series of articles about the pitch process. Only two are live so far, but he’ll keep linking to future entries in each post so be sure to keep checking back.
  • Honestly, there’s not too much out there that doesn’t say the same thing I did and Jim does (in greater detail): keep it short, get an editor’s attention with a solid hook, etc. Most importantly, stick to the posted submission guidelines on a publisher’s website. Show them that you went to kindergarten and can follow basic instructions. You’d be surprised how many pitches get tossed just because they don’t fit the posted format requirements. Stand out, by all means, but within the guidelines.

 

Need an Artist?

Most publishers searching for creator-owned comics (Image, Dark Horse, Oni, etc.) tend not to accept submissions without artists already attached to projects. And unless you have experience under your belt, Marvel and DC aren’t going to hire you yet. So even if your greatest dream is to write superheroes for the Big Two, you’re gonna have to do something on your own to get their attention first. That means finding an artist.

Very quickly before we get to some resources: etiquette and professionalism, people. Remember, as a first time comic creator an artist has no reason to take a chance working with you. What you’re asking them to do for you is a big deal. You want them to give up time and resources to help bring your dream to life. Depending on the artist, where they are in their career, and what they’re currently working on, you need to be prepared to pay them.

Some artists will take a paycheck for the pitch and accept a rights split if the book gets published (they get 50% of any profit, you get 50%) in place of a page rate. Some will do the pitch for free if they love it and you let them be your creative partner rather than a wrist-for-hire, because then it’s as much their baby as it is yours. Some will need a page rate for the whole book because they have families to feed. Always show an artist that you respect their time and skills by asking what their rate is for a pitch in your inquiry email (unless you’re a poor kid that doesn’t know any better, you should try not to approach a potential partner in a public forum).

Be upfront about what you can afford when you’re speaking to an artist. And come prepared with a budget you’re prepared to lose if the book doesn’t get picked up. After your bruises heal you save up and try again with the next story.

But where to find an artistic partner?

  • Penciljack – a strong community of aspiring and working comic creators. Good place to find some support, critiques on your work, and a collaborator.
  • Digital Webbing – similar to Penciljack, these forums are a great resource for new and seasoned comic creators, particularly if you’re looking for a partner in crime.
  • deviantART – more of a free-for-all here, but still a good resource. Do a search for “comic pages,” “sequential art,” and so on. If you see someone(s) you want to reach out to, send ‘em a message.

 

Lifestyle, Storytelling, Revision, and Inspiration

So you’re sure you want to make comics, you know how to write them, and you’ve got an artist to help with your clear, concise pitch, but you’re having a rough day and need some inspiration, a point in the right direction as you revise your work, or even just a kick in the pants to get you back on track. Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.

  • Survival Tips for the Newbie Writer- Awesome comic writer Gail Simonedrops some knowledge about what to do once you’ve actually gotten your foot/arm/other expendable limb wedged in the industry door. Important reading for anyone who is, or plans to be, writing as a career and not just a hobby.
  • Pixar Story Basics – I don’t care if you love or hate Pixar movies (though if you hate them you can JUST DIE), these rules are the most concise and clear guides to coming up with, writing down, and releasing your story to the world I’ve ever seen. Every writer, no matter what medium, should read these.
  • Joe Hill: Pour Me Another Draft – Joe Hill is the writer of two fantastic novels (HEART-SHAPED BOX and HORNS), my favorite short story collection (20th CENTURY GHOSTS) and the amazing comic series LOCKE & KEY. So, yeah, he’s sort of a hero of mine. Here, he walks you through his revision process, which you may find to be way over the top or just right depending on your level of dedication and OCD. I happen to fall in line with this pretty well.
  • The Importance of Frustration – “…the act of feeling frustrated is an essential part of the creative process.” ‘Nuff said. Good to read/watch when you’re feeling beaten down by your story.
  • Five Ways Your Brain Sabotages Your Writing… And What To Do About It - I’ve experienced ALL of these. I’ll bet you have too. Good advice and good for a laugh, too.
  • Explore.com’s “Writing” Tag – this site is full of inspiration by way of filling your brain with all sorts of amazing, beautiful, and inspirational posts about the world: current events, science, history, the arts. I’m calling out the “writing” tag here because that segregates posts specifically about the act of writing, but I strongly recommend you favorite place the main page and check it often.

So there it is. I may eventually turn this post into a standard page on the site to be updated periodically, but until next week it sits on the front page.

Have some suggestions on additions? Wanna chat about breaking into comics? Found a broken link? Let me know in the comments section or send an email to Nick.Tapalansky[at]gmail.com.

 

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Anime Vice: Get Your Geek On

It’s no secret to my pals that I’m a big anime geek, but for those of you who only know me through my writing it may not be so obvious. AWAKENING doesn’t exactly beam with Japanese influence in the storytelling (though the PopGun short, RUSTED: FADED SIGNAL starts to tilt toward home), but I can tell you that of the next three books on my docket, two of them have pretty strong ties to my upbringing in the house that SAILOR MOON built for me.

Still, even the nearest of those books is still at least a year out, if not more. Needless to say I got an inappropriate nosebleed when one of those pals who knows my love of otaku (anime/manga fan) culture, the author Tom Pinchuk, invited me to write some columns for Anime Vice, where he moonlights as an editor and contributor.

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You… You want me to talk about anime? GUH! OKAY!

My personal stomping ground has been affectionately titled OTAKU COMING HOME. The plan is to discuss the stuff that was, and is, important to me in the world of Japanese pop culture. Anime and manga had a huge influence on me as a writer and I think it’s time to showcase some love and maybe start some fun discussions about overlooked elements in the medium. It’s a freeform thesis, but it’s there.

The inaugural article, HOW FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST SAVED ANIME (FOR ME) was a discussion about falling out of love with anime, how I’d gotten into it in the first place, and what had me beating down the door to get back in the club. We cover everything, from the annoyance of repetitive story tropes, how much the industry has changed–from bootleg Chinatown fansubs on VHS to same-day streaming via Crunchyroll and Funimation–between my childhood and today, how anime fits into my marriage (including a honeymoon in Tokyo) and, of course, the brilliance of FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST.

I’M ON A CASTLE IN THE SKY!

But hey, that was just a warm up, a getting-to-know-you love letter to both anime and the fans who make up the community over at Anime Vice. So this past week it was time to dive in with gusto. And that meant professing my love of SAILOR MOON in an article titled SAILOR MOON IS FOR BOYS (TOO).

This is me starting to get comfortable in my own columnist skin, as OTAKU COMING HOME is my first go at a regular assignment like this. Like the first article, the goal was to show how something impacted my young, geeky life and made me into the older geek I am today. In this case, it’s an exploration of the shojo (magical girl, to the uninitiated) and shonen (high action, humorous, geared toward boys) divide and the fusion of the two that SAILOR MOON popularized. It’s a challenge to all the tough guys in the room to set aside preconceived notions about a “girl’s show” and it, and the manga, a try. The piece was a bit tongue in cheek, but the message tied in to the first article: don’t judge a show (or anything really, but let’s stick with anime and manga for now) out of hand.

It’s also playing host to a picture of me at twelve years old with embarrassingly long hair. You’ll have to read the article for that one.

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All of my first girlfriends in one picture. It’s okay, you can be jealous.

The next article is likely to be a divergence into video games, KINGDOM HEARTS specifically, and rounds out my trilogy of introductory articles. After that I’m planning another three article series about the spate of remakes and reimaginings in anime over the last couple years (and those coming over the next few, too). Here again you’ll get to hear me be an old man, talk about the original shows from “back in my day” and yell at kids to get off my lawn. If I’m able to squeeze it in between my prune juice and early bird dinner, I’ll even talk about how they’re being remade/represented today and why both versions may still be relevant without being contradictory.

After that… Who knows. I’m four articles ahead, so I’m gonna try to let my brain catch up.

The best part of all this, for me, has been the incredibly active community over at Anime Vice. Each of the articles has gotten great responses and started some interesting discussions. It’s nice to be able to find common ground so easily with complete strangers. If you’re an anime/manga fan, or would like to be, I can’t think of a better online community to hang around.

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Bonus points if you have one (or more) geeky tattoo. Automatic level up over at Anime Vice. My other one’s going into the next article. I promise it’s not on my ass.

That’s what I’m up to between manuscript drafts of all the new projects that I want to tell you about but, sadly, can’t yet. One’s already written and set up at a publisher, so news is going to break on that one in the next few weeks/months I imagine. The other two are being actively developed and I may even break embargo to show you some of that before they’re pitched and sold, since I hate posting these “no, seriously, I’m writing stuff” paragraphs.

Maybe I can sneak them under the guise of a tutorial on comic book development (or how it looks from my desk, anyway).

I may be tied up writing books that won’t hit you guys for a while, but if you’re looking to talk geek with me on the regular I’m always responding to comments on my OTAKU COMING HOME articles at Anime Vice. Whether you’re a die-hard fan (or a DIE HARD fan) or just curious, come join the conversation and the awesome.

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Pissed Off Writer: The Right Way to Say No

UPDATE: As of tonight it looks like the Tumblr post in question has been deleted. It took a few days, but I’m very glad it happened and appreciate the creator recognizing that it should be removed. I’d like to think they reached out to the young girl whose question inspired and was included in that post, and if so I hope it was in private, with a kind word.

The creator did leave up their second Tumblr post, the one which removed the original questioner’s name and query, and I like that just fine. Their career is their business and there’s no reason anyone should hate them for not wanting to work for free (who does?), take certain types of work, or feeling a certain way about how projects outside of their work environment (read: comic lit/book pubs with graphic novel imprints) are put together. There’s also nothing wrong with them posting about it online, regardless of presentation. Do I agree with the message and attitude? Nope, and I discuss that in the original blog below alongside my issues with the ethics of the original Tumblr post and its target.

But the wonder of the internet is that it’s open to all. There’s nothing wrong with this creator having their say in whatever way and tone they see fit and I support that. Period. Full stop. I have to think that they support me having mine, too. I mean, that’s sort of the bedrock we all stand on as professional working adults and, really, as people, isn’t it? Not everybody can agree all the time, but engaging in and encouraging discussion and expression, especially if it’s heartfelt, is what separates us from poo-flinging monkeys.

I could argue that flinging poo is also expression, but it’s a separate blog post, I think…

In that spirit, I think the conversation about professional-to-fan interaction generated by the creator’s original Tumblr post is a great one, so I’m leaving the blog below in its original form for continued discussion here and anywhere else on the internet that a link to this place ends up.


Alright, I’m gonna put my rant hat on. Take my thoughts for what they are, but writing, and comics specifically, are the source my living wage at the moment, so the point at issue is something I have experience with, from both sides of the fence.

I read a professional creator’s (read: a working creator, not somebody trying to “break in”) Tumblr post today that had me seeing red, a response to a person, a self-professed fan, asking to work with said creator (FYI on Tumblr users can ask each other questions and recipients can choose to approve and answer them as public blog posts. When this happens, the user’s Tumblr ID and original question are at the head of the recipients public response post). The response from the creator was rude, snotty, and unprofessional. Yet, somehow, it’s being reblogged, favorited, and tweeted across the universe. Because the question didn’t include any mention of payment, the creator assumed that the fan in question likely wanted the creator to work for free. The creator then used it as a springboard to tar and feather the person. Publicly. On the internet.

And maybe they were right and the person wasn’t offering payment, because the person didn’t specify. However, in the internet age, what the creator actually experienced was a tentative query from someone who liked their work. Maybe the inquiry in itself wasn’t 100% on the ball professionally, but it still represented a complement to the creator.

ZOMG I LOVE YOUR BOOK CAN I WORK WITH YOU???

When you work in a creative medium, and we’ll focus on comics here, people are going to ask you to work for free. Maybe it’s just because you have a little more experience than they do. Maybe they actually like your work–the case here as indicated in the initial question–and, from where they are, don’t know what to do next beyond finding the missing member(s) of a creative team. They probably have no idea how the business works, that you’re trying to make a living, pay rent, buy a value-pack of instant ramen, or maybe even take your wife or husband or kid to the movies once in a while.

The bottom line is that this happens, more often to artists than writers, but it still happens to all of us. I’ve gotten a few requests along the lines of “I draw stuff, wanna write it? I don’t have money, but…” and I always politely decline, explain why and the basics of business in comics, thank them for thinking of me, point them toward a site like Pencil Jack or deviantART, and give them the info for my agent in case they want to hire me in the future. I’ve never once gotten a nasty email in reply, and usually get a pleasant “thanks anyway” for my trouble.

You might want to make an argument that nobody walks into a mechanic’s shop and asks them to change their tires for free, or walks into a restaurant and requests a free meal. I caution you not to bother trying that one with me. The comic industry is full of working professionals who got their start looking for a collaborator willing to take a chance on them for chump change. We in the creative industries make sacrifices for the sake of art, be it in comfort or lifestyle or sleep or sanity, just to earn the right to be paid something, anything for our work. We don’t start out there, we just hope to get to that point.

This creator’s Tumblr post, however, went out of it’s way to not only belittle the person who asked the question, not to mention creators who work together on spec, but also make assumptions about what the person wanted and that they weren’t offering any payment. I’m not going to name check them, if nothing else to maintain some higher moral ground and not be accused of starting a witch hunt. But if I can dramatize for a moment, it looked something like this:
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Fan: Hey, I have an idea. Wanna work with me in developing it?

Creator: FUCK YOU BITCH YOU AIN’T GOT NO MONEY AND I’M SICK OF PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTANDING I DON’T WANT TO WORK WITHOUT A GUARANTEE OF PUBLICATION AND A LARGE SUM OF CASH. BESIDES, I ONLY WANNA DRAW MY OWN BRILLIANT IDEAS UNLESS YOU HAVE SAID LARGE SUM OF CASH AND A PUBLISHER.

Fan:

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Bu-bu-but… I love you.

——

Now, maybe I’m more sensitive to this because I’ve been on that other side of the fence. Once, a young Nick sought out artists to work with and had no idea how things worked and very little money. He learned some hard lessons, got beat up a bit along the way, and eventually got a decent clue as to what passes for professionalism and etiquette in the comic world. And once I got published, yeah, it got easier. I made friends, some of my best friends ever, and we work together on things we’re passionate about. Some of them go places. Others don’t. We do it because we love it, between the cracks of paying jobs. We hope for the best, prepare for the worst, and try not to waste our valuable time.

But this creator presumes that any work done for free isn’t valuable. Untrue, if it’s creatively fulfilling to those involved. And if it works out, gets published, goes somewhere… Well, that’s the goal of any working creative, isn’t it? Nobody is suggesting any creator put off paying work in favor of non-paying work, but to suggest there’s no value in a project one or more people are passionate about is, frankly, short-sighted and ignorant. Everybody deserves to get paid for their hard work. Not everyone starts out at a point in their career where that can happen. Don’t devalue the work they do, or seek to do, because it doesn’t fit your rules for accepting a job. They want to be where you seem to be.

You know what though? Fine. If you don’t want to work with anybody but yourself or somebody who already has a deal with a publisher and a five-figure advance to offer an artist that’s your prerogative, and a fair one. Nobody is saying you need to work for free. In a perfect world nobody in comics ever would; every idea would earn a paycheck and we’d all be rolling in stupid amounts of money. So if you don’t want to be a part of the more bohemian dregs I count myself among I won’t judge you for it. Hey, you know what may help get that across professionally? A simple CONTACT PAGE ON YOUR WEBSITE, LIKE THIS.

Sad Stormtrooper  Pissed Off Writer: The Right Way to Say No

Ohhh, you mean set up a professional website instead of just a Tumblr? My bad.

And since you have specific requirements, like a publisher already in place with money in hand and an unwillingness to work on pitches used to get a publisher, maybe put that right there on the contact page along with information for your agent, if you have one (they do, by the way, just like me). And whenever you get a question from somebody who ignores the contact page and you don’t want to explain nicely in a quick, kind email what they’ve done wrong because you’re so busy? Just respond with a link back to the page. It’s still cold, but it’s better than spitting self-entitled vitriol at a well-meaning (potential) fan.

[EDITED 9/6 TO ADD:] So it turns out that said creator DOES have a non-Tumblr website that actually invites people to email her about small illustration projects:

Open for comic-centric workshops (children, teen & adult) and short term illustration/animation related work. Send an email for rates if you’re interested. VERY busy drawing comics at the moment, so if you have a long term project you think I might be right for, please consider emailing my agent first.

Rather than losing your internet mind on somebody publicly, and leaving up a rude and belittling Tumblr post directly addressing them, couldn’t you have just linked to the contact page and, if the information isn’t accurate, UPDATED IT FIRST?

So yeah, maybe your Tumblr post is getting reblogged and your tweet getting favorited, but do you know who’s doing that? Probably other creators who may want to have a freak out but realize it’s not the most charitable, intelligent, or professional of moves. By ranting on your soapbox at a fan, belittling a sizable portion of the working industry, and claiming artistic integrity with a desire to focus on your own work (unless there’s a publishing credit and a sizable advance, of course) you’ve only marked yourself as inaccessible, classless, rude, and unprofessional to the people who matter more than the peers who are, even now, throwing internet high-fives your way. You might remember them, vaguely. Who are they again? Those people who read and buy your books?

You know who won’t be reading your next book? That fan you just pissed on.

And this guy, who you pissed off.

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[POST SCRIPT ADDED 9/5 & 9/6] A few other creators have started weighing in:

My good pal and GRAVE DOUG FRESHLEY scribe Josh Hechinger has weighed in over at his site. I encourage you to give it a read for a different perspective, coming from another writer with feet in both the creator-owned gamble of non-paying (up front) personal work and work for hire. He asks you to remember that it works both ways – sure an artist is usually working longer on a spec package/book than a writer, but neither party is getting paid. Josh says:

“See, I ask artists to work for free a lot. I know what I’d want to get paid if there was money on the table, but 99% of what I do anymore is without anyone involved but the creative team. Meaning there’s no money to be made until there’s something to monetize, unless we want to pay each other to work together.

A quick, interesting read, so head over to his site, NOBODY DIED to check it out in full.

Incidentally, he also links to the Tumblr post in question that I went to great pains not to name-check here, but I think his perspective is worth visiting for anyone remotely interested in this developing conversation. If you want to know who/what I’ve been talking about, the info is there. If you want to stay pure, steer clear.

Also, comic and prose scribe Adam P. Knave drops in with a balanced look as both sides of the argument. He says:

“Nick’s points are not lost on me, any more than [Creator's Name] are (I know Nick personally, which is why I call him Nick. [Creator's Name] I do not know and am not sure what she would like to be addressed as and so I keep using her full name – sorry if that cadence throws you) and that’s interesting to me. I see and feel both sides. The more I look at both arguments the more I agree with both.

You can read his whole post at ADAM P. KNAVE.COM. Have a look-see, but mind that he too linked to the creator’s Tumblr.

Of note: the Tumblr post both Josh and Adam link to is the second in question from the creator I’m leveling this open rant at. The first was the actual question exchange with a fan/Tumblr user, which the creator then tweeted out to the masses with the Tumblr user’s ID and original question intact. The only reason the creator posted a second entry, with just her answer and a brief summary of how it began (sans the questioners ID this time) was because the creator didn’t know questions can’t be reblogged. Not supposition folks, just from the creator’s Twitter feed.

Since my original post I’ve worked my way backwards in these links. Wanna know more about the person who asked the question that started this? It’s a real kicker:

She’s a young girl, a high school kid based on her Tumblr post about her parents letting her get her license. She’s not just any fan, but someone that could have walked right out of the creator’s own most recent book and certainly didn’t deserve a broadside smack like this. This wasn’t appropriate for any professional/fan interaction, but a kid? Really? Likely she was inspired by the creator’s book–she does say she’s a fan of the creator’s work in her question about working with them–and has no idea of the inner workings of our little world. Her question wasn’t rude or presumptuous; it was a bit more innocent than all that, which is what keeps me from agreeing with Adam’s take. 

Sort of deflates your righteous indignation, not to mention your “girl power” platform, doesn’t it, creator? Just a bit? Unless you’re proud of bullying a kid, who happens to be one of your fans and could pass as a template for your own character. In that case you might be bragging about your victory on Twitter.

Huh. You are.

Way to empower and inspire, creator. Stay classy.

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A Grim’s Haunt goes live!

Oh, hey, I have a website. That’s neat. I should probably look at this more often, huh?

Sorry for the delay – not much to talk about as I’ve been buried deep within Camp Tapalansky, scratching away at a manuscript for the last few months. In the final stretch now, so you MIGHT just see some increased action here after that, especially when I can tell you what the manuscript is, who it’s for, blah blah blah.

But enough secrets! How about something you can feast on RIGHT NOW?

Spaceship! Water! Voices! WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

(Don’t wanna read me prattle on about what it is and why it is? Go start reading now!)

A few years back, my buddy and comic legend Todd Dezago (Tellos, Spider-Man) invited Alex and I to do a back-up short for his GREAT Image Comics book, co-created by amazing artist Craig Rousseau, The Perhapanauts. It was during our hiatus from Awakening while Archaia sorted itself out, around the same time we worked on “Rusted: Faded Signal” for Popgun Vol. 4 (which you can read in full HERE). That puts it at three or four years ago, I think.

Anyway, the ‘Haps story, “A Grim’s Haunt was originally intended to appear as a two-part backup in issues of the then-ongoing series. Well, life hapens, dunnit? The series has smartly shifted to a Hellboy-esque “series of mini-series” schedule and only solicits when a series is done. And in the intervening years, that next series has just been PACKED with awesome, leaving no room for the previously planned backup stories! It’s like a four color happy-and-sad sandwich. More new ‘Haps but no Nick and Alex!

Lucky for all you Nick-Alex lovers out there (hello? hello?) Todd and Craig have decided to keep the story on the shelf NO LONGER! It has been unleashed upon the world as one of their wonderful “Tales of the Perhaps hosted at Perhapanauts.com!

So click that link to read Todd’s blog about it and then CLICK AND BOOKMARK THIS ONE: updates are due every Tuesday and Thursday until the story is done. Not sure if they’ll all be in the same entry but I’d guess they will be.

It’s like a little comic time capsule, a brief dip into the Nick and Alex of yesteryear.

Be sure to let Todd and Craig, and us, know what you think!

Find us here, depending on who you wanna love/flog/troll/etc.

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Digital Comics: WTF?

I find myself ranting about digital comics with a fair amount of regularity; let’s talk about it, hm?

 

There was a time in my life, not so long ago, that the title I held in my day job was “bookseller.” I remember the advent of the eBook

(current era, not the turn of the century Stephen King digital experiment where he allowed readers to download serialized chapters of an exclusive story on the honor system, charging $1 for most chapters. The experiment failed when the price moved to $2/chapter, even though the chapters had double the content)

and can clearly recall thinking that this whole writing thing better work out quick-fast, because selling physical books in the retail sector isn’t going to last much longer.

Just two years later and Borders is gone, Barnes & Noble is selling kitchenware on its website, not to mention devoting more store space to both NOOK and toys and games, and there’s that Amazon Kindle thing folks keep talking about. More traditional publishers are getting on board with digital, and though pricing is still shaky in some cases–I firmly believe that eBooks should be priced lower than the cheapest print edition available, something traditional pubs don’t quite seem to agree with yet–for the most part, authors, readers, and everybody between seem to be getting on board with creating a somewhat uniform marketplace, including a basic pricing structure, content availability, and the freedom to enjoy reading on the device of your choice. Digital is here.

That’s traditional publishing. Comic publishers seem to have their heads up their asses.

There are two clear areas of digital comics, both of which are in dire need of an overhaul: pricing and distribution of digital content also available in print (think of that stupid phrase, “day-and-date”), and new digital-first content. The former is, probably, less egregious than the latter, so we’ll start there and end on a high note.

If somebody, ANYBODY, can explain to me why I have to pay $3.99 for a book that costs $3.99 in print on the same day, I’d be thrilled to hear it. Bonus points if you can do it with a straight face. While you’re at it, tell me why most publishers are keeping collected editions off the digital market or, if they are available, setting them up with exclusive deals limited to proprietary hardware that isn’t even well suited to reading comics (I’m looking at you, 7″ tablets).

Publishers need to be creating the content themselves and then offering it through distribution channels, just like they do with print books. If you want to partner with Graphic.ly or ComiXology, be my guest, but the available content should be bookstore-style: the same thing available in each, you just choose your preferred reading app and vendor. It’s up to those services to differentiate themselves by way of reading interface and pricing, where possible.

(and P.S. the content you buy from one vendor should work with the other’s app. Sorry guys, but I don’t have to put on a different pair of glasses to read physical books I ordered from Amazon when I’m done with one I bought from Barnes & Noble. At the end of the day, I want the book that I paid for to be on my device and available to read wherever I please, however I please)

And pricing! For the sake of all that is holy in Geekdom, pricing on comics HAS to fall below print editions. For that matter, I’m of a mind that if you buy all of the issues in a particular collection, you should have the option to compile and upgrade for free if there’s no additional content in the collection or a small fee if there is. Here’s a great opportunity for publishers to convert some trade-waiters into digital-first customers, and some single-issue collectors into trade readers via an “up-sell.”

Now, if comic publishers can sort that mess out, we creators can start thinking seriously about digital-first projects. Successful webcomics are few and far between, and truly successful digital editions of books seem to be even fewer, though it’s hard to say when most publishers aren’t willing to share their download numbers. What’s missing is a middle ground.

Readers are adopting digital reading for comics despite the hindrances – in fact, ComiXology hit #2 on Apple’s highest grossing app list back in September. We also know that, by reader measure, webcomics have found dedicated audiences but have, in most cases, lacked to ability to monetize it in a meaningful way that supported the creators. Ad revenue may cover the server and domain costs, but rarely does it generate the equivalent of a page rate that might let you keep your lights on or eat something other than store brand Mac & Cheese.

That middle ground needs to buck this trend of emulation in digital comics – and by that I mean distribution ideas, not content, though exclusive, digital-first content seems to have been the graveyard of “projects we can’t justify printing” in many cases.

Part of the reason webcomics are successful is, yes, because they’re free in most cases. But the other part, the larger piece of the puzzle I’d argue, is the frequency in which they’re released. Faithful readers are treated to new content in regular, weekly doses. The conversation between fan and content, fan and creator, really, is treated less like a monthly subscription and more like a serialized TV show.

I’d gamble that, if properly supported by a publisher (or, in the case of self-publishing, properly advertised to an established fanbase and/or supported by industry notables), weekly or bi-weekly releases of six or eight page chapters for a $0.39 – $0.49 charge, would be picked up in a hurry by comic fans, especially with the first chapter or two made free of charge. Throw in a discounted subscription that asks the reader to pay for a full year up front (under $20 for a weekly release/two trade-sized books, under $10 for bi-weekly/one trade-sized book) and an app that compiles it into a single book as it’s released, downloading new chapters automatically each week and you have a winner. You can even toss in an option to pre-order a print edition if you’re so inclined and digital sales balance out to pay for a print run (or if pre-orders earn out).

There’s a much bigger name in comics than mine that shared some of these same thoughts a few months ago and started my wheels turning. In case you think I’m just spewing crazy talk, some of the above is his gospel; other bits I’ve added. It is, without a doubt, the way to go. Creators need to be willing to take a chance to reach readers. New creators, like myself, have already seen how unwelcoming the direct market can be. Digital distribution allows you to reach a broad audience, one that isn’t limited by the tastes and preferences of the one or two people responsible for ordering books for the shop. There are some great shops out there, ones that focus on well-rounded selections and hand-selling books to readers that they might not have heard of, but they’re few and far between. Digital distribution does away with the comic guy from The Simpsons and allows readers to experiment with everything that’s out there, not just what’s in front of them.

I believe in this enough that I’m planning to try my next-next book this way, if the publisher agrees. The actual next book is already set up with a tremendous publisher in the traditional publishing realm, but the one after is still being prepped in pitch to show the world. That’s the one I’m setting my sights on with this. If you’re a creator and you like what you see, go to town. I don’t need to be the first and, honestly, the more of us that go this road, the more attractive it becomes to readers and publishers.

In a lot of ways, I wish the Stephen King model had worked out better, an unsecured download based on the honor system. At the time we didn’t have standard high-speed internet in most corners of the country, nor did we have low-cost ereaders like we do today. People waffled at paying a capped price ($13, I believe) for a serialized ebook if the chapters cost more than a dollar. Now people are fast-adopting digital content and while traditional publishing is getting its act together, comics are being left in the dust and looking a bit silly.

I hope comics can claw their way back up the book industry heap and set a new distribution standard, one which could be adopted by other media, and even traditional publishing.

Won’t that be nice? To point at comics and say “Yeah, it’s cool that you like this, Random House, but THEY did it first.”

Let’s make that.

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Fictions Made Real

I get the feeling that the boundaries between fact and fiction are growing thin again.

Gizmondo: Scientists Reconstruct Brains’ Visions Into Digital Video In Historic Experiment

After recording this information, another group of clips was used to reconstruct the videos shown to the subjects. The computer analyzed 18 million seconds of random YouTube video, building a database of potential brain activity for each clip. From all these videos, the software picked the one hundred clips that caused a brain activity more similar to the ones the subject watched, combining them into one final movie. Although the resulting video is low resolution and blurry, it clearly matched the actual clips watched by the subjects.

 

BBC News: German police seek help over mystery ‘forest boy’

The boy appeared at a youth emergency centre in Berlin on 5 September. He and his father had taken to the woods about five years ago after his mother’s death, he told police.  The boy said he and his father did not set up a home, but slept in a tent, and huts they found in the woods.  Police say the boy claims he followed his compass and went northwards after his father died, reaching Berlin.

 

 

Must be time for dimensional maintenance, or whatever the hell it is that keeps my nightmares from eating me.

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Bandage: A Comic You Should Own

Also called “Bandage: A Diary of Sorts” and created by talented writer/illustrator Kate Glasheen.  This book is a passion project for her, one I had the pleasure of reading an early draft of in October ’09.  I loved it then and love it more now that I can hold my own copy.

 
Part poetry, part comic, this is the book you need to own this year.  This book was a Kickstarter baby, and it my pleasure to contribute to it.


Now it’s your turn – go to Amazon and order a copy directly from the creator.  Then go bookmark http://katiecrimespree.blogspot.com/ and keep up with all her shenanigans.  Her weekly drawing club is killer.

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